Anonymouse

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Over Heard at Church
Donna Lokietz knows of a couple Methodist tigers, she says when going out to look for food they almost always say "Let us prey".
With a house full of guests, one of our "LifeKidz" was asked by her mommy to pray at the dinner table Sunday-- "--but-- what do I say?" she asked--. "Just say what you've heard me say" mom responded-- Amanda prayed   "Dear Lord-- why did we have to invite so many guests?"
Father: "How're your grades commin along son?" Jake responds "They're under water Dad"  Grady "whatta ya mean knuckle-head?" "They're below C level" Jake says.
Mystery Shopper-- Who is the lady who gave up smoking so she could have more $ to spend at Kohls? (Initials: DL and she drives a red Pontiac:~)
Sue Koranda stumbled into the house Thursday evening exclaiming someone "beat the snot outta me!" Arny goes out and upon his return says "I found him"-- "You did? Great" Sue says. "Yeah, I stepped on the same rake!".
The knit cap my friend sent me from England was a bit small but I wore it to church Sunday cause it was so pretty.  Afterward I sent her a email telling how nice it looked on me. She responded by saying "Great, especially since it was actually a tea-pot cozy." (Sue Koranda)  
"I don't iron! If I'm not 'wrinkle-free', why should my clothes be?" (Judy Greaves)
Someone noticed Jackie's hand flying over the ivories and after church said "let me see those talented fingers of yours".  Jackie stretched them out and here's what she heard."You've got age spots!!!"  But Jackie was up for it and ansnwered, "Naw, they are just mature freckles"
Brenda Baker, ever cheerful and optimistic, was asked: "In your opinion, what's with this generation of youth?" Her answer: "They are young at heart, smart at mouth and the worse part of it is that I'm not one of them!"

Jim Green:  "Aging is easy-- what I do is get older, wiser and just generally more annoying!"
Sweet, quiet Marge Daum was heard to say that she was enjoying her 'forgetfulness"--she now can watch the same movie repeatedly and it always seems new!  Bless you Marge, you do seek till you can find a bright spot, don't you?  A lesson for all  of us, you think?
"It's scary when you get up in the morning making the same sounds as your coffee pot" says Ted Lokietz
One lady said she had to walk to church and could only walk 'down hill' but the hill to our church was 'up'.
Larry Sawyer is apparently writing his memoirs which he entitles "My Lifes Journey from Spring Chicken to Tough Old Bird".
Pauline Miller recently celebrated her &^% birthday and commented, "Yeah, birthdays are like raincoats--everyone has one but none are very flattering!"
Penny Golding reports that her daughter just told her this recently: My 6 yr. old grandson told her that he wished that he was named  Frank. She asked him "why Frank?... Cole is a beautiful name". She told him that when he gets married and has a family, then he could name his son Frank...He looked at her and said, "oh, I thought God named us"
Some of the older VBS kids from Maryland were concerned about a possible weight-gain! Apparently Alice Black did a bang-up job in lunch preparation.
Halla Scott discussing aging and dieting: " Aww, wrinkles are no problem for me--I just  eat till I fill 'em out!"  Halla, I'm doin the same thing!
One of our members hired out to sell  ice cream but it was 104 degrees on his first day!  Click his name to see what happened to his truck-- *(George)*
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